Reincarnation

If someone were to ask me right now what I would want to be when I grew up, I would tell them with zero reservations "A ninja. An anime ninja. A boy anime ninja." Since I'm a hopeless adult, I know that this is impossible. Well, I guess there are a few ways this could be achieved, but, it wouldn't really be ME. Besides, I can't draw and I'm not really cool enough to inspire a heart thumping story line. My only option is reincarnation. I don't want to be a writing desk, a kitty cat, a hipster, or even that butterfly that creates all the mischief. I just want to be a bad ass ninja.